Ohhh Manchester!
Oh Manchester (oh Manchester),
Is wonderful (is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
Its full of t*ts, f*nny and United!
Oh Manchester is wonderful!
Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside),
Is full of s*it (is full of s*it),
Oh Merseyside is full of s*it,
Its full of s*it, s*it and more s*it,
Oh Merseyside is full of s*it.
Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road),
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep),
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep,
Its full of sheep, sheep and more sheep,
Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP!
Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd),
Is still a Manc, (is still a Manc),
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc,
He f*cked up Leeds United,
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc!
The Council House (the Council House),
Is Never Full (is Never Full),
The Council House Is Never Full,
Unless they play Man United,
The Council House is never full!
The San Siro (the San Siro),
Is Never Full (is Never Full),
The San Siro Is Never Full,
Unless they play Man United,
The San Siro is never full!
He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney
I saw my mate the other day,He said to me he saw the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney...
(repeated)
UNI TED
UNI TED,United are the team for me,
With a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone,
Why don't city f**k off home?
(repeated)
Who The F*** Are Man United
Who the f**k are Man United?Who the f**k are Man United?
Who the f**k are Man United?
As the Reds go marching on,on,on...
Nemanja Vidic
Nemanja whoa,Nemanja whoa,
He come's from Serbia,
He'll f*cking murder ye...
United Road Take Me Home
Take me home, United road,To a place that I belong,
To Old Trafford, to see United,
Take me home, United road...
(repeated)
Pride Of All Europe
We are just one of those teams that you see now and then,We often score six,but we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home and we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way,
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the Cockneys of course (and Leeds),
We are United, without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys...
Ryan Giggs Running
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,Running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
Running down the wing,
Feared by the Blues,
Loved by the Reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs!
(repeated)
Giggs Will Tear You Apart
Giggs,Giggs will tear you apart,
Again.
Giggs,
Giggs will tear you apart,
Again.
The Red Flag
United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's every fold.
Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
Cos Man United will never die...
Anderson-Son-Son
Anderson son son,He's better than Kleberson,
Anderson son son,
He's our midfield magician...
To the left; to the right,
To the samba beat all the night,
He is class with a brass,
And he s*its on Fabregas!
We'll Do What We Want
We'll do what we want,We'll do what we waaant,
We're Man United,
We'll do what we want...
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Steeeeeve Gerrard, Gerrard,He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard...!
Stretford Enders
Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby,"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?!"
"No", said Matt, "You Cockney tw*t,
But I've heard of the Stretford, Enders."...
(repeated)
We Love United
We love United, we do,We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
Oh United we love you...
Rooney, Rooney
Rooney, Rooney,Rooney, Rooney,
Rooney, Rooney,
Rooney, Rooney…
(repeated)
Paul Scholes
He scores goals galore,He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes,
He scores goals...
(repeated)
United
United (claps),United (claps),
United (claps)...
(repeated)
Build A Bonfire
Build a bonfire,Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put the City in the middle,
And we'll burn the f*cking lot...
That Boy Ronaldo
He play's on the leftHe play's on the right
That boy Ronaldo made England look sh*te...
(repeated)
Eric The King
We'll drink a drink a drink, to Eric the King the King the King,He's the Leader of our football team,
He's the greatest centre forward,
That the world has ever seen...
You Are My Solskjaer
You are my Solskjaer,My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
So please don't take,
My Solskjaer away...
(repeated)
18 Times That's A Fact
18 times and that's a fact,18 times and that's a fact,
18 times and that's a fact,
18 times and that's a fact...
(repeated)
Ferguson's Red Army
Ferguson's,(Red Army),
Ferguson's,
(Red Army)...
Repeat till bored
Manchester Is Wonderful
Oh Manchester,(Oh Manchester),
Is wonderful,
(Is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It's full of t*ts, f*nny and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful...
Does Ronaldo Know You're Here
Does Ronaldo,Does Ronaldo,
Does Ronaldo know you're here,
Does Ronaldo know you're here...
